Cthulhulemon Walking Pants

$42.00

Downward Sometimes-Dog your way into these unnaturally comfortable capri yoga pants. Stretch farther than (1) the fabric of reality itself faced with the will of the elder gods and (2) Brian reaching for a dick joke. (Perfect for lending to a mercenary in need.) 

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  • 82% polyester, 18% spandex
  • Fabric weight (may vary by 5%): 6.78 oz/yd² (230 g/m²)

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

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  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.